Here we go again! I don't want to say that the SAG awards had a generally better dressed crowd than the Golden Globes, but I was at least more interested? See the following:
THE "BE STILL MY HEART"'s
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| Kelly Osbourne |
This dress has all my favorite things: black, hardware, translucency, and a nipped waist. Also, she is great and is dating a guy from Nashville who knows people that I know and therefore, I feel like I know her.
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| Idina Menzel |
Okay this is 50% because she looks amazing and 50% because she is my idol. Like if I didn't kiss her feet this would be in my so/so category.
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| Ariel Winter |
1. I appreciate that she dresses like an interesting teenager instead of a hooker. 2. Apparently, she has legally emancipated herself from her parents because they are like, crazy. Girl has balls.
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| Julianna Margulies |
Like I don't love the little bow thing, but the colorblocking is incredible and I want her shoes.
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| Nicole Kidman |
THANK YOU. She is finally starting to dress like a movie star again. About time.
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| Helen Hunt |
SHE DOES NOT AGE.
THE "MEH"'s
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| Jennifer Lawrence |
I am underwhelmed. Apparently, she had pneumonia so props for showing up. But still: underwhelmed.
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| Giulianna Rancic |
I just cant with her lately. This is SO much better than the Globes, but her hair matches her shoulder ruffle, she seemed drunk the entire broadcast (she thinks dubstep is a dance), and her arms just terrify me in their fragility (seriously, look at her arms in proportion to her hands..... RIGHT?)
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| Jessica Chastain |
So close. But the necklace is too small and the Jessica Rabbit reference is too big. Also, it is too small.
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| Busy Phillips |
I personally love when celebrities flaunt their baby bumps. However, this flaunts the other baby bumps and not in a great way. But I like the idea?
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| Sally Field |
She looks pretty, but when you're there for playing Mary Todd Lincoln, you have every right to wear something incredibly ridiculously stunning. Like, my heart wanted a hoop skirt.
THE "OH GOD NO"'s
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| Morena Baccarin |
I wore the cocktail length version of this when I did Cabaret in high school. I'm not kidding.
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| Kaley Cuoco |
I feel like she was going to a costume party as Zooey Deschanel and then a bunch of bees stung her face and she was delirious and went to an awards show instead.
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| Lea Michele |
Lea here has created a pattern of going to events as one of two things: she is either a piece of past chewed bubblegum or the human incarnation of a vajazzle.
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| Anne Hathaway |
She looks like a gothic plucked chicken. Also, I had that haircut for two years, and I know from experience that there are better options.
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| Sofia Vergara |
My roommate made the astute observation that Sofia always looks like she is going to the prom: and she is right. I am bored Sofia. I am bored.
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| Sigourney Weaver |
...................................................... yeah I've got nothin.
THE SHOWSTOPPER
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| Aubrey Anderson-Emmons |
YOU'RE WELCOME.
If you want a full and way more funny run down of pretty much every look, vist the ladies at
Go Fug Yourself.com.
So what'd you guys think? Who was your favorite?
